Please, take care of yourself out on the roads this holiday season! A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a**holes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and other crap like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as…